I've been working on a rap about having an English degree.

Heres what I got so far:

I studied English
so I could serve you a life sentence.
I'll put you behind bars
like this is San Quentin's.
You're pretty stupid
and fucking illiterate.
This is my dick
and I'll fill yo' girl with it.
I've studied the greats
like William Wordsworth.
When you listenin' to me
you'll get every word's worth.

I'm still working on it.