I might be one of the laziest persons on the planet.

I really might be.  I'm getting paid this Friday and one of the things I'm thinking about doing with my paycheck is hiring a maid.  It sounds worse than it is, but I really can justify it.  For one thing, the service is actually really cheap and it wouldn't even really set me back much over a month.  Another thing is that they'd probably clean things that I wouldn't even have thought were dirty.  Finally, depending on the service, some of them will actually cook you meals.  I think that's actually the best part.  HOME COOKED MEALS ON TOP OF MY APARTMENT BEING CLEAN!?  That shit's almost too hard to pass up.