Sunday, July 4, 2010

The short and tragic history of the Nicholas Cage Experience

Let me tell you a story that happened a long, long time ago (middle of June), when five men came together and decided to form the greatest dance team that Korea has ever seen.  They called themselves the Nicholas Cage Experience.  I can proudly say that I was one of these men.  The five of us decided to take on one of the most popular k-pop dances around, Hyuna's song Change.

This would have been the most ridiculous dance for five guys to perform, but alas, the challenge was too great.  We were able to gather together for one practice and get down the first 30 seconds of the dance, but the Nicholas Cage Experience was plagued with scheduling issues and overall laziness, so we had to abandon our quest.  However, whenever this song plays, the Nicholas Cage Experience will be there.  Whenever there is a man wishing to perform a feminine dance, the Nicholas Cage Experience will be there.  Whenever there is a foreigner willing to do something embarrassing for the sake of a laugh, the Nicholas Cage Experience will be there.  And whenever you're in your most desperate time of need, you better believe that the Nicholas Cage Experience will fucking be there.

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