Possible mottos for when I become a professional gamer:

• I live my life one mouse click at a time.
• I'm always 54 key strokes away from victory.
• I can beat you faster than a Zerg rush.
• I'll sign your mousepad.
• The Kobe of keyboards
• GAME OVER [I've also considered getting this tattooed on my knuckles]
• You might as well just alt+F4.