What I learned in Korean today:

Hangul/Pronunciation

• 그조셉/gu jo saep

Translation

• It's what I tell people when they ask if I have a Korean name. It literally translates to "that Joseph."

I made this up without the intent of being funny. I got 그 from taking the first character when I transliterate my whole last name, 그티에레스, I was told afterwards by my co-workers it meant "that Joseph."